Maybe all the predicted doomsdays in history have been right, except the rapture only removed some people in Israel and left the rest of us behind, and Y2K launched nuclear missiles all over the world but they were aimed at Pluto, all the devastating meteors landed in the ocean, Earth's polarity shifted but then corrected itself in the same day, the great famine only affected avocado farms, Jesus came and lived somewhere in Greenland for a while, and aliens took over but enforced a government exactly like the one we had before.